Whatever it takes? I know I can make it through!
I spilled my fair trade organic non-fat soy no-foam latte with caramel drizzle all over my Keds!
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This is the way the season ends. Not with a bang, but with a pregger.
"In St. Olaf, these teenagers never would have stolen our theme song."
Let's just get right to it, shall we?
Hi, my name is Luke. I enjoy hanging with my main man, G.O.D., amateur videography, and non-consensual sex. If you're a sexy lady (minors only, please) in the Toronto area, give me a call.
You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order!
Today's letter comes from a reader who writes, "Dear Emma, don't you hate fake people, non-recycled material, non-unionized labor, and minding your own business?" Yes, Dear Reader, I do hate those things.
O Captain! My Captain!
Where to start?
"If you want to live irl, you go ahead, noob!"
Realm of Doom. Hello, old friend.
In a word? Infuriating.
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